remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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