she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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