his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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