and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
