Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Randomize
