So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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