My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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