Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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