p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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