i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
