belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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