But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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