the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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