So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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