okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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