spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
