How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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