you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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