You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
this boner is exhausting
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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