Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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