The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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