I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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