all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
We need to rekindle our bromance
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Dick very happy bro
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
