you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
This baby is an asshole
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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