I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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