I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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