i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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