even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
if only i could text you this smell
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I did not marry a roomba.
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