positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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