It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Randomize
