he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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