if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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