if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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