Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
