i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Someone came in the potted fern
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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