fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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