who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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