do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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