Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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