quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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