I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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