you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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