He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
you made out with another girl for some wings
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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