You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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