return my video game
i just google imaged poop.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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