yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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