you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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