so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
