Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
