and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize