Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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