this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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