My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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