Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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