Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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