your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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