Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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