Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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