I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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