Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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